What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Make Nazis afraid again!
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority